Shame on Oprah.

Today’s newsletter from the “O” camp features “healthy” snacks. Actually, it says ‘NO carrots – good for you snacks that taste amazing!”  On the list?  Pita chips with reduced fat sour cream,  muskateers bars,  oatmeal cookies with frozen yogurt,  cheddar goldfish….I’m still trying to find a ‘healthy’ snack and how dare they bash my beloved carrots!

Here’s the “O” list, suggested alternatives, and my rebuttle.  Please add your own.

The Oprah “bad”: potato chips and onion dip
The “O” good:  whole-wheat pita chips sprayed with cooking spray, dip in reduced fat sour cream
Rebuttal:  fat for a little less fat and keep the dairy alive?  Sheesh.  Try baked fries with hummus.  Bake potatoes, cut into wedges, broil.  Serve with salsa or hummus recipe here.

The Oprah “bad”:  milk chocolate bunny
The “O” good:  Three 3 Musketeers fun-size bars
Rebuttal:  junk food candy for lower calorie junk food candy.  How about dates rolled in cocoa or carob?

The Oprah “bad”:  cafeteria-sized chocolate chip cookie with walnuts
The “O” good:  2 1/2-inch homemade oatmeal-raisin cookies, with a half-cup vanilla frozen yogurt
Rebuttal:  big bowl of whole-grain crispy cereal with raisins and a splash or oat or rice milk.  Most dry cereals are like big boxes of broken up cookies anyway, so find one without added fats or uber-sugar and go for the gusto.  Far less damage.

The Oprah “bad”:  12 oz. can of soda
The “O” good: iced coffee and fat-free half-and-half
Rebuttal:  iced decaf or tea, skip the cow juice

The Oprah “bad”:  nacho-cheese tortilla chips
The “O” good:  cheddar goldfish (baked, not fried!)
Rebuttal:  you can “bake” your fats or fry them, they’re still there.  Try baked chips made from whole-grain corn tortillas or wheat lavash!  I do the latter on a griddle on the stove and they are crispy and amazing with salsa or bean dip

The Oprah “bad”:  10 candy ‘sweedish fish’
The “O” good:  gummy bunnies!  And get this, the real plus?  The gummy bunnies will provide you with 100% of your daily vitamin C! You in?
Rebuttal:  OK, trade out sugar and gel for sugar and gel.  Get a bowl of cherries, strawberries, or if you really need a chew, dates or chunks of dried unsweetened mango.

People love being told good things about their bad habits, don’t we?

Your rebuttals and suggestions?  Please post in comments below!

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